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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Sometimes Google's needs a smoke break.


TAGS: quran muslims islam bomb blow up
Rating: 4.02/5

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Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 10:30 am
LMAO. That's messed up. I wonder how google makes mistakes like this sometimes
Chopperliscious - November 25, 2009, 9:16 am
Fuckink Brilliant! 6 Lions.
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:00 am
lol
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:00 am
lol
KDP3 - November 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
What I'd love more I got two Muslims ads at the same time.


GROUND ZERO - Never pass up one of life's little opportunities


TAGS: war muslims opportunity
Rating: 2.94/5

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Scorpio7 - February 10, 2009, 6:59 pm
The problem with dropping an H-bomb on Mecca, is that very few Islamic terrorists GO to Mecca, and the reason is because the Imams have asked them NOT to go there.


WORLD PEACE - Because Muslims and Jews really love bacon


TAGS: world peace bacon politics bush muslims islam israel jewish jew
Rating: 2.83/5

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Zagato - November 15, 2009, 1:27 am
fuck them, i'll bite there dicks off and rub some lemon in it XD
TigerKid - April 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
What about fresh squeezed orange Jews?
zagato - April 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
vegetarians are no longer American, Muslims are dicks, and jews...well i don't have a problem with them...unless there veggie jews
tayzirov - December 31, 2008, 8:25 pm
Maybe all the bacon is why you guys are a bunch of rapist pigs?
Dotdotdot - November 7, 2008, 4:28 pm
DoForthAndDie- So very true. I heard of a Muslim mob that buried a couple of women alive for choosing their own husbands.
GoForthAndDie - September 24, 2008, 4:45 am
Maybe the bacon-free diets are why the Jews are hated and the Muslims are psychotic fucks?
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:35 pm
Several other religions don't eat meat at all, so bacon would be bad for them as well. But maybe if you took John Lenon's "Imagine" and combined it with bacon... and a Coke!


MUSLIMS - these guys know how to make friends!!!


TAGS: muslims islam
Rating: 2.63/5

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WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:53 pm
They claim to be a religion of peace, yet these ass holes are calling for beheadings. Not to mention beating their wives, hanging gays, and celebrating 18 yr old Muslims who "martyr" themselves by killing women and children. Screw those who support that.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:51 pm
There is no reason to "solute" or salute Muslims. Go to the Middle East or search the web for Muslim depictions of Jesus, Jewish or Christians. These hypocrites are the nastiest people towards other religions but have thin skin regarding their own.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:25 pm
LOLOLOL - When you "solute" them does that mean you're trying to soak them in something? Now let's see...if no living being can draw Mohammad...how could someone post his picture? Like Dr. Casey and Dr. Kildare...we seem to have a Paradox. Seeya in Mecca.
LOLOLOL - April 4, 2009, 10:13 pm
I can understand the Muslim belief that quote "No living being can describe (or paint, draw) Mohammad's greatness." They were wrong to post Mohammad's picture. Al quada should not use Islam as a violent excuse. I am a Christian and I solute Muslims.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 6:44 pm
no shit... they have the fantastic 4 on their side? Imagine the terror.
llamanator3000 - February 17, 2008, 10:48 pm
well..it's been said, don't insult a guy with a gun >_> Anyways, Mohammad, Peace and blessing upon him, would be very dissapointed in these particular Muslims.


OTHER POINT OF VIEW - Better think about who you are attacking next time. Assholes.


TAGS: view of the muslims
Rating: 3.43/5

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Me - October 28, 2009, 11:14 pm
Point 1: Afghanistan doesn't have too much oil...plenty of opium from poppies though... Point 2: How the hell do you open a bracket "(no body..." and never close it. Point 3: How could a body possibly know who committed anything...Nobody is one word...
Marvin Wankerstein - October 28, 2009, 7:15 pm
One and half million muslims ? Sounds like a good start.
Patriot - October 26, 2009, 4:59 pm
Every action deserves an opposite and greater reaction
mrbombastic - September 12, 2009, 6:46 am
PMSing much, LeHurleur? Shut the hell up and sit down, we're better than you.
BoneCD - August 22, 2009, 6:01 pm
LeHurleur lay off the Kool-aid before your mom puts you to bed in the basement tonight
LeHurleur - August 22, 2009, 3:32 pm
what the fuck is that shit american nationalist douchebags 9/11 was provoked by your gvt to provoke a war in Afghanistan and then Irak to get their oil douchebags
mallen - August 21, 2009, 9:57 pm
Our number is far too high. A few nukes into the Middle East should help.
aerofiend - August 21, 2009, 6:29 pm
Sounds like a far trade.


OBAMA FACTS -


TAGS: obama muslims
Rating: 3.36/5

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vihtori - December 21, 2009, 3:17 pm
why do racists still exist??? havent you died out yet? STOP hating muslims. ppl as dumb as this poster maker make me hate westerners and empathize with ppl who hate the US (for a VALID reason) instead of hating muslims for NO reason at all. it's 2009!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 12:32 pm
Typo in first post -- percentages do*
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 12:31 pm
Besides, isn't the percentage what this thing is about to begin with?
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 12:31 pm
Actually, I think percentages does a fine job of getting the point across, because not all countries have the exact same population size as the US of A. Using percentages, everything's on an equal plane. Massive numbers distort.
bubba fett - October 25, 2009, 11:50 pm
looks like i may be moving to greenland
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 11:45 am
"If you actually took the number of Muslim Americans, we'd be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world." Translated: "We have the largest amount of ragheaded trash to take out."
Murer - August 30, 2009, 3:36 pm
Come talk when you find some NUMBERS.
Borp - July 24, 2009, 7:43 pm
Coincidentaly the location of the world's largest shit hole. Call it "The Allah Rule".
WTFO - June 6, 2009, 8:37 pm
Our POTUS (the master of twisting words) probably meant that the country is one of the largest by area, versus numbers. It's another "it depends on what the word 'is' is". quote.
jake - June 6, 2009, 4:20 pm
*hands LogicDude some pie*
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:55 pm
Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!
jake - June 6, 2009, 9:36 am
sorry, forgot to add that the lengthy quote below came from the U.S. Census Bureaus site. ALWAYS read the fine print as to where the sources come from...
jake - June 6, 2009, 9:33 am
further assistance regarding religious information. Next, before we continue this lively debate, what is your definition of a Muslim country (as the Prez said 'one of the largest Muslim countries in the world.)? Then we can continue...
jake - June 6, 2009, 9:31 am
nor is the Census Bureau the source for information on religious affiliation. Some statistics on religion can be found in the Statistical Abstract of the United States, Section 1, Population. In addition, we do provide a list of contacts for (cont)
jake - June 6, 2009, 9:30 am
a mandatory basis; in some person or household surveys, however, the U.S. Census Bureau may collect information about religious practices, on a voluntary basis. Therefore, the U.S. Census Bureau is not the source for information on religion, (cont)
jake - June 6, 2009, 9:29 am
*reaches for the Gatorade and pie*, OK, first: The U.S. Census Bureau does not collect data on religious affiliation in its demographic surveys or decennial census. Public Law 94-521 prohibits us from asking a question on religious affiliation on (cont.)
moooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:09 pm
Yeah, but do they have pie?. Muslims would love some fucking pie.
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 7:16 pm
news outlets that initially ran with this story, your wrong plain and simple. Imagine that, someone on the internet is wrong. How can I sleep tonight?
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 7:15 pm
fairly simple concept, no? There are multiple countries with 100% Muslim populations (other religions are forbidden), by your faulty logic 99% of Americans could be Muslim and still be a "non-Muslim" country. Face it, like CNN, MSNB, FOX, and the other
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 7:13 pm
smaller sample size (25000ish). So your argument goes full circle to the proportion of the population which is not what Obama said, even though you have a fragment of the quote from his speach in your post. Number and proportion are not the same thing, a
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 7:12 pm
One again your ability to not understand basic facts is amazing. The Census Bureau routinely collects religious identification information, just not in the normal Census (which you are obligated to answer). It uses a seperate phone survey instead with a
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:25 pm
Jake, you keep going at this pace and we'll have to get you some Gatorade!
jake - June 5, 2009, 6:22 pm
percentage of the U.S. population at 0.6% (or approx. 1.8 million out of 307 million). And in countries with a statistically significant Muslim population, the U.S. is still below the average. Still nothing on my suspected leanings? ;)
jake - June 5, 2009, 6:18 pm
The U.S. Census Bureau does NOT ask information about religon (http://www.census.gov/prod/www/religion.htm) and the latest CIA World Factbook (https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/us.html#People) puts the Muslim (cont.)
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 4:51 pm
Technically, if its in the top 50%, its one of the largest. The 10,000,00 is projected based on the CIA numbers and growth rate for that population. Even using the very conservative Census.gov estimate of 2.3 million ranks the US in the top 25% by pop.
jake - June 5, 2009, 4:16 pm
(cont.) considered 'one of the largest'... however you are correct, I should not have used 'specious' when it is actually more of a 'sophistic' statement. BTW what political leaning do you suspect I have?
jake - June 5, 2009, 4:14 pm
Ah yes, the world of demographics... When the mean of the number of Muslims in a country is 2.2 million and the median is 6.1 million (based on the govt. source I could find), then even with 2 million Muslims, the U.S. falls below what could be (cont.)
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 9:37 am
the US is still one of the largest Muslim nation on Earth. It is not, however, a Muslim majority nation, which is not what Obama said but what your post attributes him to have said. There is a huge difference, clowded, I suspect, by your political leaning
Fact Check Please - June 5, 2009, 9:35 am
These is nothing specious about them- welcome to the world of demography. The last US census was nearly 10 years ago. Who is and is not a Muslim (or Catholic, or Methodist)? None of this changes the error of your original post. Even at 2M muslim (cont)
jake - June 4, 2009, 5:35 pm
(cont.) 1.8 million Muslims in the U.S. Other groups (again think bias) put the figure ranging from 1.1 million to approx. 8 million. The Prez works for the govt. so he might want to use 'neutral' source. Nothing against Muslims, just specious quotes...
jake - June 4, 2009, 5:26 pm
Figures lie and liars figure as Twain said. The problems with demographic numbers is special interest groups always skew them one way or another (I would think that islamicweb.com 'might' be biased...). Only U.S. govt. figures I can find list (cont.)
Fact check please - June 4, 2009, 8:59 am
First, there are 203 soverign states on Earth, not 150. http://www.islamicweb.com/begin/population.htm Simply count the number of countries with muslim populations >10,000,000 and divide by 203. Of course trusting the numbers is always an issue, i
jake - June 4, 2009, 2:25 am
couldm't find a map with the numbers (lots of tables though...). However, have seen NOTHING that says we are in the top 10% based on Muslim population. Latest year I could find was 2007 and it put the US at 35 out of 150 (that's top 23% BTW)...
act check please - June 3, 2009, 11:56 pm
The US ranks in the top 10% of muslum countries- it has slightly less than 10,000,000 practicing muslims. The rank is between 18th and 22nd, depending on what year data you are using. "Number of" is not the same as percentage of- OP get a clue or a brain
Me - June 3, 2009, 10:25 pm
Percentages....they're not numbers...they're ratios...
Kdp3 - June 3, 2009, 7:27 pm
we would be in 38 place. btw new fact he said we are NOT a Christan nation
BoneCD - June 3, 2009, 6:51 pm
Not that I like Obama, and a great idea Jake...But your map is a percentage of the population of that country. Find a map with the # of Muslims and you'll be right on!


MUSLIMS - O.K. if you insist


TAGS: muslims
Rating: 2.49/5

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matters_not - December 5, 2008, 3:21 am
oh whah!
Mike - May 28, 2008, 5:49 pm
hahahah.. nice.
Q - April 15, 2008, 5:27 am
Moron.


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